Ouch

 Today I discovered that I pulled/tore some muscle in my hip.  I have NO clue, or, no freak idea (as Erin would say) how that happened.  Which is strange, because usually when you tear a muscle, you notice it and maybe, if it really hurts, you say "Ouch". (that was sarcasm, but you would say ouch.)  I probably did something weird while I was sleeping. [Did I mention I'm a CRAZY sleeper? No? Well I am.]  Anyway, it really hurts, and strangely enough, the pain comes completely randomly.  I'll be walking, and suddenly it starts to hurt really badly, and I nearly fall over, and I'm like, "OW!''  Then Erin looks at me like I'm crazy or something, like she's normal.  Ha.  I can't imagine a normal Erin.